I was in the Sorghum Festival 5-K Race last week.
Now, I don’t like to brag, but in my day I was a pretty fair runner. Of course, “fair” means something less than “good.” I just don’t want to say how much less than “good.“
I got up that morning and said to Cindy, “Yep, I think I’m going down to the Sorghum Festival and show them what running is all about.”
Cindy said, “What do you mean? You doing a PowerPoint presentation at the Opera House on running or something?”