If I were God, I would create humans with rewind buttons on their mouths or a 10-second delay device.
We tend to say some really dumb things.
Once I met a man at a gym who said he’d been a bodybuilder for 48 years. Since he wasn’t all Hulk Hoganish, I asked, “When did you stop?”
Although he laughed, he looked at me with a combined horrified amazement as if to say, “I can’t believe you said that!”