Ants - Tiny creatures with a primitive brain no larger than that of a psychic-hotline caller.
- Comedian Dave Barry
Several years ago I was storming around the house, getting madder by the minute. Finally I looked up at Cindy and said, “My gosh, these dang pesky critters are everywhere! Where do they come from? How do we get rid of them?”
She looked up from her crossword puzzle and said, “You mean the ants?”
“No, the kids. I can handle the ants.”